These are few of my favorite things...

The major draw for me is the versatility. With a bullet, it really doesn't matter what equipment we were born with. A bullet can reach similar nerve clusters on both genetic genders, and produce similar results. For the shocking zap of the first time the clitoris is stroked, the bullet can be placed right behind the scrotum. Brace yourself, because that jolt will make you jump at it's intensity! Short bursts in this location will give that delicious feeling where the sensations are SOOOOooo good, but sooo intense that you can only bear that exquisite sensation for moments at a time, but keep going back over and over for that brief taste of heaven.

As far as penetration is concerned, most of the nerves of both the vagina and the entrance further back are in the first inch or so, and a bullet is just the right size to tease in and out. Just long enough to fully open you to the back of those so-sensitive muscles at the opening, and still allow you a good grip with two fingers, a bullet will tease you to the point where the opening takes on a life of it's own and tries to suck the toy into your depths. Most bullets are also made of slick, shiny plastic, so lube is not a big concern. They just slip over the skin, giving that whisper touch without much friction, and no tearing. This is also important when it comes to cleaning, as they are generally easy to clean and require no soaking. A good wipe with a disinfectant cloth will be all that's required for the cleaning phase, an essential post-use step that will keep you and your toy happy and healthy. Please see a later article for tips and technique on this issue.

For those who love the burn that softer, more pliable surfaces give, or those who crave deep, filling penetration, the bullet won't fail you here, despite it's size. Bullets are generally relatively uniform in size and shape, and there are a plethora of sheaths of various sizes designed to hold a bullet inside a larger dildo. Cock shapes and butt-plugs come in a bewildering range of styles, sizes, colours and materials. I'm currently working with Vibe Review to feature some good ones in the near future. The Classic Vibrating Plug is a good plug to start with if you can't wait for them to get some of these lines in, but the ones I have been discussing with the management will easily take your favorite bullet, such as the Audi Oh, or the Technobeat Bullet, both top-of-the-line bullets, that I will discuss further by the end of this article. Make sure to use a little lube, around the bullet, or place it inside a condome, as it sometimes requires a some force to remove the bullet from the sheath afterwards, and you wouldn't want to damage the wires.

And for that most elusive, unparalleled G-spot orgasm, Mother Nature was kind to all of her children. In the same general location as the G-spot in a vagina is the male prostate. The unbelievable intensity of this sensation just builds and builds, washing over you in crashing waves of Pleasure! When you want to concentrate on that thoroughly addictive, overwhelming rush, the bullet is the best toy, period. It's shape allows it to slip right into position, and your own internal muscles will automatically hold it in the right spot. The wire is thin enough to not distract you with in-and-outing, but also (on good quality toys) strong enough to pull the toy out with when done. If you would like some extra assurance on this, the condom trick of the previous paragraph will serve here too. As the controls are on a separate box, you can control the vibration from eye level, so you aren't trying to remember how to dial it up a notch by touch while your excitement is at fever pitch.

Inexpensive: Price is another major factor for bullets. Because they are small, and have relatively simple workings, you can get good quality, complex bullets for very little. Try comparing toys of similar complexity, such as the Audi Oh, and the Eroscillator 2 Plus, or the Silver Bullet to the Emperor. Bullets just can't be beat for value! With their hard plastic outer shell and control box design, they are very durable too. The only weak point seems to be where the wire enters the bullet portion. Avoid too many sudden yanks, and try not to make the cord support a great deal of weight and a good quality bullet should last you years. I got my first bullet 6 years ago, and it still works as well as it did the day I bought it. There are several companies that are known for quality, and I promise not to refer you to any but the best.

Powerful: A bullet's design helps to make it one of the most powerful toys on the market. Barring those that plug in, (which have serious portability problems) most bullets are designed to hold the most powerful batteries (9V). The barrel design of a dildo restricts what kind of batteries could possibly fit inside it. But a bullet's freestanding control box does not need to fit inside anywhere, (or anyone, for that matter) so it can be built to house the blocky 9 Volt batteries. This adds up to some serious kick. If your bullet is your first vibrator, I recommend starting with the lowest settings, or using a half-dead battery, and then ramping up to full strength. Many who attempt their first session with a vibrator at the full power that one of these babies cranks out find it SO intense that it is actually uncomfortable. More power is definitely a bonus, once you've gone around the block a few times, but make sure you have a low setting or two to play with at the start. This is supposed to be fun, not a feat of endurance, unless you have a Mistress who wants to see how much you can take. (Who, me? Speaking from experience? Our Mistress wouldn't be THAT evil... *innocent look*)

Discrete: All this is great, but what has to be the best feature of the bullet category of toys is that they can be worn without anyone being the wiser, as long as your moans of ecstasy don't give you away. A tight, well fitted pair of panties or briefs is all that is required to keep the bullet in place against the frontal portion of genitalia, be it clit or otherwise. And if you slip it inside, you don't even need those. A small hole for the cord to run through in a pocket keeps the control box accessible, but hidden. No one will ever guess that the lump in your pocket isn't a wallet. Just about every girl I know has a story about a wild adventure going to work or class with a favourite toy firmly in place. Almost all bullets run quietly enough to get away with this, and the better quality your toy is, the quieter it will be. And these days, it's not hard to imply that that buzzing is your cell phone or pager set on vibrate and stuck in a pocket. I love technology.